Jeremy is the oldest son And I’m the other one We share a small room With a big bed Jeremy could be number one In anything he tries You know, he’s so smart But he doesn’t care Jeremy is such a funny guy He tells me all his jokes And I laugh so hard It makes him laugh too Jeremy let’s me drive his car I get to hold the wheel On the highway On the way home from school The other day he walked by With all his stupid friends And he pretended He didn’t see me As I called Jeremy So we don’t really talk much anymore