Y: Heigh ho! Do you know The names of the US residents Who then became the Presidents And got a view from the White House loo Of Pennsylvania Avenue? George Washington was the first, you see He once chopped down a cherry tree D: President number two would be John Adams and then Number three Y: Tom Jefferson stayed up to write A declaration late at night So he and his wife had a great big fight And she made him sleep on the couch all night W: James Madison never had a son And he fought the War of 1812 D: James Monroe's colossal nose Was bigger than Pinnochio's Y: John Quincy Adams was number six And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks So Jackson learns to play politics Next time he's the one that the country picks D: Martin Van Buren number eight For a one term shot as chief of state Y: William Harrisson, how do you praise That guy was dead in thirty days! W: John Tyler he liked country folk D: And after him came President Polk Y: Zachary Taylor liked to smoke His breath killed friends whenever he spoke W: 1850, really nifty Millard Fillmore's in Y: Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce The man without a chin D: Follows next of period spannin' Four long years with James Buchanan Then the South start shootin' cannon And we've got a civil war YW&D: A war! A war down south in Dixie! Y: Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln D: There's a guy who's really thinkin' W: Kept the United States from shrinking Saved the ship of state from sinking D: Andrew Johnson's next He had some slight defects W: Congress each Would impeach D: And so the county now elects Y: Ulysees Simpson Grant Who would scream and rave and rant W: While drinking whiskey Although risky Cause he'd spill it on his pants Y: It's 1877 and the democrats would gloat But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes Wins by just one vote D: James Garfield, someone really hated Cause he was assasinated W: Chester Arthur gets instated Four years later he was traded D: For Grover Cleveland, really fat Elected twice as a democrat Then Benjamin Harrisson after that It's William McKinley up to bat Y: Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill W: And President Taft he got the bill Y: In 1913 Woodrow YW&D: Wiiilllllllson Takes us into World War One Y: Warren Harding, next in line D: It's Calvin Coolidge, he does fine W: And then in 1929 The market crashes and we find Y: It's Herbert Hoover's big debut He gets the blame and loses to D: Franklin Roosevelt, President who Helped us win in World War Two W: Harry Truman, weird little human Serves two terms and when he's done Y: It's Eisenhower who's got the power From '53 to '61 D: John Kennedy had Camelot Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot Y: Richard Nixon he gets caught And Gerald Ford fell down a lot W: Jimmy Carter liked camping trips Y: And Ronald Regan's speeches' scripts All came from famous movie clips And President Bush said: Read my lips D: Now in Washington D.C. W: There’s democrats and the G.O.P. Y: But the ones in charge are the plain to see D: It's Clinton, first name Hillary Y: The next President to lead the way Well, it just might be yourself one day Then the press'll distort everything you say YW&D: So jump in your plane and fly away