I Am Definitely...

I am definitely...
      I am definitely...
      I am definitely...
      Runt...
      Val...
      ...runt!
      Definitely!
 
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Rita and Runt (parody of Red and Black)
Music by Richard Stone. 
 
Runt: Rita, glad I found you safe and sound.
Rita: Runt, where the blazes have you been?
Runt: Rita, doing straight time in Le Pound.
Rita: Runt, get me out of this pen!