[DrSns] Wake up! It's late! It's twenty minutes after eight Everyone get up, it's time to go Up and at 'em now Come on, shake a leg Have some juice and scrambled egg On the floor and out the door Let's get on our way [Dot] Hey, watch out! [Yakko] What's the matter? [Dot] You almost knocked me off the ladder [Yakko] No I didn't [Dot] Yes you did, I almost fell [Yakko] Don't exaggerate [Dot] I'm not [Yakko] Yeah, right [Dot] Are you trying to pick a fight? [Yakko] Will you get out of my face?! [Dot] Well, you're always in my space [DrSns] Hey get off each other's case Because we're trying to get along [Wakko] I want pancakes Or a waffle This tastes awful Is that all we've got? Can't find my clothes And I need to blow my nose And my socks are full holes And my shoelace has a knot [Dot] That's my toothbrush [Yakko] No it's not [Dot] Well, it's sitting in my slot [Yakko] No it isn't This is mine and that one's yours [Dot] Well, you're standing in my way [Yakko] Yeah, that's tough [DrSns] Alright now that's enough Everybody get your stuff Because we're going out the door Every time we get into the car It's so much work It takes us twenty minutes While you're driving me berserk With your playing und your jumping Und your running all about When I finally get you inside You always lock me out! [Dot] I'm mad, I'm mad I'm really, really, really mad You poked me with your elbow in my side [Yakko] No I didn't! [Dot] Yes you did [Yakko] Nuh-uh [Dot] You did And I'm just a little kid You're lying, don't deny it [Yakko] Oh, I'm gonna hit you [Dot] Yeah, just try it [DrSns] Will both of you be quiet 'Cause we're driving in a car! [Dot] Ow, he hit me! [Yakko] Ow, she bit me! [Dot] He said he's gonna get me [Yakko] No I didn't [Dot] Yes you did! [DrSns] Alright that's it, now I forbid Either one of you to say another word! [Wakko] Are we there yet? I'm tired I'm hungry How far? My nose is snotty Need to move my body Gotta use the potty Better stop the car [Dot] Stop it! [Yakko] No, you stop it [DrSns] Why can't you both just drop it? [Dot] Well, he started it [Yakko] Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh [Dot] Na-ah [Yakko] Uh-uh [Dot] It's your fault [Yakko] No it's not Your leg is in my spot [DrSns] Yakko you be quiet Und that goes for you too, Dot! Every time we take a trip It's always just the same With the fighting und the biting Und the calling all those names Then there's pushing und there's shoving Und there's scratching on the neck When we finally get to where we're going Everyone's a wreck! Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak! [Dot] I'm mad, I'm mad [Wakko] Are we there yet? I'm really, really, really mad (I'm tired) You poked me with your elbow in my side (I'm hungry) [Yakko] No I didn't! (how far?) [Dot] Yes, you did, you did (my nose is snotty) And I'm just a little kid (need to move my body) [DrSns] Will both of you be quiet (got to use the potty) 'Cause we're driving in a car! (better stop the car) [DrSns] We're here, we're here Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer? [Yakko] You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day? [Dot] At the circus?! [Wakko] Hey, guys, look! They got rides! [DrSns] Now you're satisfied? Alright, everyone inside And let's have some fun, okay? Yay! [Dot] I'm glad, I'm glad What a really great time we had Did you see those lions and those tigers Weren't they neat? [DrSns] Are you happy now? [Dot] We are, thanks a lot I'm sorry that we fought From now on I'll get along [Yakko] That's alright, dot, I was wrong [DrSns] Ah that's nice, now come along Let's all get in the car [Dot] You can take the seat you like You're always so gallant [Yakko] Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first You take the seat you want [DrSns] Everybody's happy now We've had a real good day Und now it's time to go back home So let's be on our way [Dot] You hit me [Yakko] No I didn't [Dot] Yes you did Stop it! [Yakko] No, you stop it [Dot] Move your leg [Yakko] No, you move your leg [Dot] You started it [Yakko] No I didn't, you did [Dot] No I didn't, you did [Yakko] So what? [Dot] You always start it! [Yakko] Don't you cross that line! [Dot] You're not the boss of me! [Yakko] This is where the line is, right here! [Dot] Oh, yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here! [Yakko] Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!