A morning gone And the cupboard bare and empty Now then, what to eat? Grazing at the table No one say no, and I didn't have to Spend a speck of dough I ate a rock 'Cause I missed breakfast I ate a rock (he ate a rock) 'Cause I missed breakfast ('cause he missed breakfast) And it tasted bad A little bland and chalky It gave me tummy troubles All night long He has these poor fools thinking It's a profound metaphor! But it's not He just has pica, nothing more [Pinky]: I ate a rock (he ate a rock) I'm like a dumpster, narf! (He's like a dumpster) I ate a rock (he ate a rock) I'm just like a dumpster! (Just like a dumpster) I love our fans! (I hate our fans) They're groovy and they're grimy! (They're spoiled Baby Boomers) They're human puppies (they hang around) I can't say no! (He can't say no!) This montage rocks! I'm having fun! I ate a rock (he ate a rock) And now we're famous (and now we're famous) I ate a rock (he ate a rock) And now we're famous (and now we're famous) Narf!