[Yakko]
They ran out of ideas for fresh new shows
So Hollywood did the only thing it knows
Murphy Brown, Melrose Place, Gilmore Girls, Lost in Space
That's So Raven's what they're cravin'
[Wakko]
I know that's a show worth saving!
[Yakko]
I vote X-Files for a comeback
[Dot]
Duchovny's still a real snack!
[Yakko]
Would The Golden Girls be darker
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
If we resurrect Bea Arthur?
Reboot it, renew it
Reshoot it, redo it
And reuse it, retool it
Abuse it, just do it
If you wanna make some easy cash
Just recycle and rehash
[Yakko]
Repeat it, reinstate it
Reheat it, recreate it
There's no need to feel frustrated
Simply just regurgitate it
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
For a guaranteed ratings smash
Dig it up out of the trash
Come on, just reboot it!
[Dot]
Will and Grace, and Dynasty
Sweet 16 on MTV
[Wakko]
Blue's Clues, Twin Peaks, and Fargo
Go catch Carmen Sandiego
[Yakko]
Just relax and take the flak
If people want it, bring it back!
Looney Tunes, Queer Eye, and DuckTales
Just reboot it, cause it sells!
[Dot]
Take something foreign, then translate it
Shamelessly appropriate it
Even if the old fans hate it
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
Get the script rights cleared!
[Yakko]
You've done sequels, try for prequels
[Wakko]
Think of all the streams that equals
Utilizing these techniques
[Wakko and Dot]
Will make your shows revered
Shows revered!
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
Reboot it, renew it
Reshoot it, redo it
And reuse it, retool it
Abuse it, just spew it!
If you wanna make some easy cash
Just recycle and rehash
Repeat it, reinstate it
Reheat it, recreate it
There's no need to feel frustrated
Simply just regurgitate it
For a guaranteed ratings smash
Dig it up out of the trash
Come on, just reboot it!
