[Faginsniff] In this sketch, one thing counts Musical numbers, large amounts! This slop you see don't come for free You'll have to sing a song for your gruel, boy! Have to sing a song for your gruel [Children] Bowls like these don't grow on trees Have to sing a song for your gruel! [Wakkiver] Singing? Ah that's easy! Why we've been doing that since 150 years from now! [Dot] Hey Mister, can we join too? We get higher residuals for songs [Faginsniff] Uh huh [Dr Scratchnsniff] If I should use their act To pick pockets as they distract Huge returns for us to earn! Yes, you can sing a song for your gruel, kids You all can sing a song for your gruel [Children] As they mislead, we'll do the deed You all can sing a song for your gruel!