She's a cranky old critter She's bitter, we warn ya She lurks in a treehouse in Burbank, California Along with a nephew He says spew, he's cheerful When his aunt starts to rant She gives him an earful She's grumpy, He's happy It's generation-gappy Take a whirl with the squirrels Skippy and Slappy -Oh put a sock in it -That's my aunt Slappy!