I thought I was good But then I found out That I was no good To scream and too shout 'Cos unless I’m very careful My tie gets in the sauce It can be very embarrassing I thought I was good But then I found out That I was no good To scream and too shout When I was young I used to run Down the street 'Cos I was searching for sweets I’m always seeing adverts Where boys just talk in lines And sayin’ how much they like Heinz beans And eat them all the time Well that’s not very clever I’m not all that impressed 'Cos everybody like Heinz beans 'Cos Heinz beans are the best