Well I've made some phone calls I'm gonna ride to the lake Then meet some of my friends and have a nice swim today With my bike, I go fast With my bike, I go fast yeah Well I've got some nice foods inside my bag Some oranges and some some blue cheese and some crazy fruits From a different part of the land From a different part of the land yeah And I wonder why everybody doesn't have a bike Why everybody wants a brand new car With my bike I kick their ass With my bike I kick their ass yeah France tiny bikes Germany huge bikes USA homemade bikes UK rainy bikes China a lot of bikes Netherlands a lot of bikes too What about the desert? What about the desert? What about them? They've got camels. Well it's getting late the sun is gone on the other side of the lake I need a snack and I need to park I'm on a mission I'm on a mission I want everybody to ride their bikes