Heart broke and my bank too Smoke a pack of reds out my rebound’s bathroom On my breath like a tattoo Gargle out my mouth with his ex’s perfume I keep saying how I'm gonna sway my ways and Operation me can start another day ‘Cause every time I try to change The little voice in my brain says I’ve got 99 bottles of beer drink ‘em all 99 bottles of beer I’ll just take them down till my head pounds And my inhibitions disappear 99 empty bottles of beer, drank ‘em all 99 bottles of beer ‘Cause I threw them down, now my head pounds And last night is looking real unclear Sweat it out like a detox Got a better view from up here on my soapbox Pass the time I just kick rocks Then hit the 5 o’clock line at the dive down the block I keep on swearing that I'm gonna be okay But I keep smoking like a chimney everyday ‘Cause every time I try to change The little voice in my brain says I’ve got 99 bottles of beer drink ‘em all 99 bottles of beer I’ll jus take them down till my head pounds And my inhibitions disappear 99 empty bottles of beer, drank ‘em all 99 bottles of beer ‘Cause I threw them down, now my head pounds And last night is looking real unclear Un, deux et trois, you, me, Stella ménage Artois Voulez couches avec moi The only thing to say besides: Yours or mine? Un (un), deux (deux) et trois (et trois) You (you, me (me), Stella ménage Artois Voulez couches avec moi? The only thing to say besides: Yours or mine? I’ve got I’ve got 99 bottles of beer drink ‘em all 99 bottles of beer I’ll just take them down till my head pounds And my inhibitions disappear 99 empty bottles of beer, drank ‘em all 99 bottles of beer ‘Cause I threw them down, now my head pounds And last night is looking real unclear