Oh, what a celebration we'll have today Thank goodness Let's have a celebration the Glinda way Thank goodness Finally a day that's totally wicked witch free We couldn't be happier, thank goodness Thank goodness for you, Glinda And your handsome swain, Prince Fiyero Newly appointed captain of the Gale Force Tell us, Captain, how does it feel being engaged Suprise? Yes Good, we hoped you'd be the wizard and I We couldn't be happier, right, dear? Couldn't be happier, right here Look what we've got a fairytale plot Our very own happy ending Where we couldn't be happier, true, dear Couldn't be happier and we're happy to share Our ending vicariously with all of you He couldn't look handsomer I couldn't feel humbler We couldn't be happier Because happy is what happens when all your dreams come true And Glinda dear we are happy for you As press secretary, I've striven to ensure that all of us Knows the story of your braverism In the face of the terrifying wicked witch of the west I hear she has an extra eye that always remains awake I hear that she can shed her skin as easily as a snake I hear some rebel animals are giving her food and shelter I hear her soul is so unclean pure water can melt her Melt her, please Somebody go and know melt her I can't just stand there grinning, pretending to go along with all this Fyero, thanks plenty dearest Uh, he's, he's gone to fetch me a refreshment He's so thoughtful that way I couldn't be happier No, I couldn't be happier Thought, it is, I admit the tiniest bit unlike I anticipated But I couldn't be happier Simply, couldn't be happier Well, not simply 'Cause gettin' your dreams is strange But it seems a little well complicated There's a kind of a sort of cost There's a couple of things get lost There are bridges you cross you didn't know you crossed until you cross And if that joy that's thril Doesn't thrill, like you think it will Still With this perfect finale the cheers and the ballyhoo Who wouldn't be happier So I couldn't be happier because happy is what happens When all your dreams come true Well, isn't it? Happy is what happens, when your dreams come true We love you Glinda, we may be so frank Thank goodness Thank You Fyero, Glinda And Fiance! They Couldn't be goodlier she couldn't be lucklier We couldn't be luckier I couldn't be happier Thank goodness Thank goodness for today