Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle My dear father There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz But of course, I'll care for Nessa But of course, I'll rise above it For I know that's how you'd want me to respond Yes! There's been some confusion for, you see, my roommate is Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe Blonde! What is this feeling, so sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulsе is rushing My head is reeling Yeah, well, my facе is flushing What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing Unadulterated loathing For your face Your voice Your clothing Let's just say I loathe it all Every little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple, utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong Though I do admit, it came on fast Still, I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you my whole life long Dear Galinda, you are just too good How do you stand it? I don't think I could She's a terror, she's a tartar, we don't mean to show a bias But, Galinda, you're a martyr Well, these things are sent to try us Poor Galinda, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We just want to tell you, we're all on your side We share your loathing What is this feeling, so sudden and new? (unadulterated loathing) I felt the moment I laid eyes on you (for her face, her voice, her clothing) My pulse is rushing (let's just say) My head is reeling (we loathe it all) Oh, what is this feeling? (every little trait, however small) Does it have a name? (makes our very flesh begin to crawl) Yes Ah Loathing (loathing) There's a strange exhilaration (loathing) In such total detestation (loathing) It's so pure, so strong (so strong) Though I do admit, it came on fast Still, I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing for forever Loathing truly deeply Loathing you (loathing you) My whole life long Loathing Unadulterated loathing Boo! Ah!