She asked: What's your sign? Don't tell me Wait, can you guess mine? That's priceless! You're a Leo Beg for attention Did I mention I'm an Aries? I'm so chill it's almost scary I'm so thrilled we met in Lapooh Bell It's going well But the Scientologists are all around us Oh my God, they fucking found us Toss the pamphlet on the ground and turn and whisper Almost kissed her and said I left my car back home I wanna go to yours Is your roommate there? Do you even care? And we're only young a moment In our twenties, then it's over Is your roommate there? Do you even care? She grew up In an A-frame sort of bedroom She still wears the family heirloom Instead of showing me She leans across the table, I can smell her So bewitched I almost tell her So enamored that I show my cards and break my rules And fall apart, and lose my cool I left my car back home I wanna go to yours Is your roommate there? Do you even care? And we're only young a moment In our twenties, then it's over Is your roommate there? Do you even care? I left my car back home I wanna go to yours Is your roommate there? Do you even care? And we're only young a moment In our twenties, then it's over Is your roommate there? Do you even care? I left my car back home I wanna go to yours Is your roommate there? Do you even care? And we're only young a moment In our twenties, then it's over Is your roommate there? Do you even care? Do you want me in your memories? Do you want me in your bed? Do you want me in your memories? Do you want me in your bed?