Me work hard five days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwear Favourite night is Saturday night 'Cause me can watch hockey fights Me like hockey! Me like hockey! Me no like pro basketball 'Cause me short and they all tall Baseball slow like Forrest Gump 'Cept when Robbie spits on ump Wrestlemania not so great Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate TV soccer not that hot You play bad then you get shot Me like hockey! Me like hockey! Swedish players must be geeks 'Cause they still got own real teeth Not like Finnish players names What's a Teemu anyway? Russians worst in history Got stupid names like Valerie Me like Sergei Federov Me like him more if head were off Ha ha ha! Me like hockey! Me like hockey! Me like hockey! We like hockey! Please mister linesman let the players fight Please mister linesman let the players fight Please mister linesman let the players fight Please mister linesman let the players fight Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight Let them fight, let them fight! Friends come over put game on Argue then we lay bets down Got bag of chips and case of Bud Should last 'til end of first period But yankees they win the world cup Me think they cheat use glowy puck Maybe if we want to win her Maybe we should play in winter Me like hockey! Me like hockey! Me like hockey! Me like hockey! Yeah!