I sit down on my ass, then I turn on my PC Diagnostics, virus-scan, I have to wait and see Then my set-up tells me, that it’s OK to come in Everything is alright, my session can begin I hook up on the Internet, I sit and chat a while I find someone I think I know, though I’ve never seen her smile It’s getting kinda personal, my feelings are involved She’s coming home to me, man, my problems could be solved World Wide Web World Wide Web Triple W, I’m in love with you You’re my friend when the day is through Tell me what to do, to make you love me too I just can’t survive without you She tells me all the things, that she would like to do to me She urges me to buy a web-cam, so we can see I rush down to the store, to buy the hardware I need I hurry back, I link it up, I set to highest speed World Wide Web World Wide Web Triple W, I’m in love with you You’re my friend when the day is through Tell me what to do, to make you love me too I just can’t survive without you Triple W, I’m in love with you You’re my friend when the day is through Tell me what to do, to make you love me too I just can’t survive without you Oh no, she’s a he! What Went Wrong?