We gathered 'round in my mom’s basement Candles lit a homemade enchantment Susie's ouija board a touch of excitement Summoning spirits, oops, the enlightenment Séance gone psycho! Ghosts in the foyer! Poltergeists party! Demons in disarray! They’re all still haunting! Since that fateful day! Séance gone psycho! Can’t get away! Aahh! The planchette moved with a will of its own Beelzebub called on a rotary phone Spirits emerged, gave a spine-chilling groan Now I share my room with a ghost named joan Séance gone psycho! Ghosts in the foyer! Poltergeists party! Demons in disarray! They’re all still haunting! Since that fateful day! Séance gone psycho! Can’t get away! They watch Netflix, fight for the remote Possess my fridge, steal my root beer float Cursed my laundry, now my clothes gloat These spectral squatters, my life they bloat Ghosts aren’t for keeps, they drive you insane Or be forever haunted, in an endless chain Aahh!