You always beat me to the punch line And the punch bowl at the party where you're first to dance And first to say: Goodnight You're faster than I've ever been, and I love to see you win It doesn't even make me sad 'Cause I don't mind coming in last I don't wanna die before you, promise I'll be right behind But, I should be there to hold you hand It's already been decided, I'll be here to say: Goodbye, honey I want you to understand, for better or for worse I really hope you die first I'll quit smoking everyday, and I'll stop lying in airplanes Yeah, I'll get inventive, I've got incentive you make me wanna change Don't you worry about me, we'll throw you a big ol' party Then, I'll light one up for you, and I will see you soon I don't wanna die before you, promise I'll be right behind But, I should be there to hold you hand It's already been decided, I'll be here to say: Goodbye, honey I want you to understand, for better or for worse I really hope you die first (I really hope you die—) I don't want to say this But, if I don't make it Please, don't rush for me I'll be waiting