I can see it coming The mascara running Turning all my tears into mud But if I was in the movies It wouldn't get to me I would just get touched up I wouldn't feel the seesaw Wouldn't feel the free fall When they clipped the cables on the elevator Wouldn't feel the hurt Someone else would hit the dirt While I was just chilling in my trailer Yeah, I wish I had a stunt double Taking my fall Wouldn't feel a thing when my heart hit the wall Stunt double Jumping off the train I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain, hey Wouldn't have to play the fool Someone else would take the bullet When a sad song started playing Get out while I could While the going's still good Right before it started pouring down raining I would never ever hold the umbrella Waiting for the fire to strike me While I was taking cover There would be another Standing in the thunder and lightning And she would look just like me Yeah, I wish I had a stunt double Taking my fall Wouldn't feel a thing when my heart hit the wall Stunt double Jumping off the train I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain I can take the kiss and the rush till the rush runs out But when it's to fast hit the gas time to crash I can bail out, yeah Mmm, I wish I had a stunt double Taking my fall Wouldn't feel thing when my heart hit the wall Stunt double Jumping off the train I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain Stunt double doing all the tricks I could step away from the fan when it hits Stunt double No one would know her name I'd get all the glory but I wouldn't feel the pain