Maybe I'm crazy For missing you I've been sleeping in your sweater If I'm telling the truth I know it's crazy It's a quarter to two Why my dialing your number? What the fuck am I doing? Hang up, we don't even hang much You don't speak my language (Ah-ah-ah) Hang up, we don't even hang much You got too much baggage There's like a hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Got me feeling sorry for your next I don't even want you for the sex Wasn't even hard to let you go A hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Why you keep on blowing up my phone? You know I'm the best you'll ever get A hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Maybe you're stupid Ya, a little bit dumb Ain't been reading all the signs That I've been sending for months Shit got ruined Ya, it stopped being fun Can't believe I ever even thought That you were the one Hang up, we don't even hang much You don't speak my language (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Hang up, we don't even hang much You got too much baggage There's like a hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Got me feeling sorry for your next I don't even want you for the sex Wasn't even hard to let you go A hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Why you keep on blowing up my phone? You know I'm the best you'll ever get A hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Hang up, we don't even hang much You don't speak my language (You don't speak my language) Hang up, we don't even hang much You got too much baggage There's like a hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Got me feeling sorry for your next I don't even want you for the sex Wasn't even hard to let you go A hundred fucking reasons you're my ex Why you keep on blowing up my phone? You know I'm the best you'll ever get A hundred fucking reasons you're my ex