Cops don't like me So I don't like cops Well you see the punks walking down the street Your neighbors house they're gonna meet At 9 o'clock, Ashtray starts Call the fucking cops We got kegs of PBR, waiting to get drunk The cops will always show up because they hate punks When are they gonna realize That they rationalize their fucked up lives By breaking up our parties and beating us up The bathrooms full, the toilets broke My last beer and your last smoke In the back another fight I can't wait till a Friday night (Friday night) Friday night! Well it's Saturday night and I'm back again Stacy's party is about to begin First band sucks but they'rе on tour Then we hear a knock-knock at thе door Now I know the cops don't have a master plan They must be big Ashtray fans Every party we play they show up Right on time All the beer is in my trunk I can't drive 'cause I'm too drunk The cops come in, looking for a fight I can't wait till a Saturday night (Saturday night) I can't wait till Friday night I'm getting drunk on Friday night Ashtray's playing on Friday night Call the fucking cops!