Got a new job at the hardware store Didn’t realise what I was in for Can you get that for me on the top shelf Oh sure sir wait go fuck yourself You’re looking at me, explicitly And asking me for the leds? No way jose, I politely Turn your head 180 to aisle 3 But now I think about it I'm certain I've seen you Before his jaws to the floor, eyes dart more and More, you think you sneak by me, fucking dic Let me tell you what I think about your shit ip Light emitting diode! Why are they so bright? Light emitting diode! Return to natural light The diode installation committee's a pretty shitty community With no balls to get down and do the nitty gritty Look I know you think that your future's bright But I'm reclaiming night, ain’t no end in sight And I may be one man but I've gotta say I won't let it be that a-way Light emitting diode! Why are they so bright? Light emitting diode! Return to natural light Fire spitting diode! I know I'm doing my bit Breaking artificial shit RGB, fuck off! Get out of my walls I've told you before I can see you now Get out of my house! Light emitting diode! Are you doing your bit? Light emitting diode! By not using this shit Light emitting diode! Light emitting diode! I think you’ll find there’s many other types But I don’t really mind those diodes!