Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too Well, I've got to have my lovin' like my habit set on Gonna start in the evening and go all night long If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do Well, if you want me to love you, here's what you've got to do If you want me to love you, and have me love you true Well baby, I'll go all night long if that's what you want me to do But I don't think you'll last more than a minute or two If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too Well I'm so sorry if I don't waste my time by hanging around It's just that there's something so much sweeter on the other side of town If you want me to love you, you're gonna have to get out of the way Well, if you want me to love you, another thing you've got to do If you want me to love you, and have me love you true Well baby, if you've got something better, I guess you'd better split I just hate it when you use my money to pay for it If you want me to love you, you'd better turn right back right now Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too Oh, what's this complaining about money, baby, I know you've got it all Earning just a quarter at a time in the bus station stall If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do If you want me to love you, and have me love you true Well baby, now if you wanna get in to my britches You're gonna have to show me more than that three inches If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna have to do Well, if you want me to love you, and have you love me, too Well, I'm sorry, baby, if my three inches don't do the trick But there's lots of gals out there who like it that thick If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do Scat duet If you want me to love you, the last thing you'll have to do If you want me to love you, and have me love you true You've got to take a butcher knife, cut off your head Send me a telegram that your body is dead If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do Oh, now, babe, well, that's what you've got to do That's what you've got to do Well, if you want me to love you I'm gonna tell you what you've got to do If you want me to love you, and have me love you true Well baby, if it's early in the evening and you're already done You're gonna have to get inventive with your tongue If you want me to love you, that's what you've got to do.