So it went like this I finished work and I drove home pissed Oh God, what's worse than when your shit's all twisted? Everything's off (uh) So I hit the joint and now I'm feeling better And I strip down south 'cause I'm the naked neighbor It's a choice or am I cursed? It's a toss-up Sometimes I get on my knees Pray to God, the birds and the bees I do it in a crisis, it's a crisis nightly now Then through my nightgown there's a breeze And out the window, through the trees I see it and it's striking It's a bowling alley party I forgot about But I got my creams on and my gown on And I don't think anyone cares if I go or not So wrong to think everyone loves me? But doesn't need to be around me all the time (Oh, oh, oh) But I'll be honest Yeah, the bowling alley kinda sounds nice (Oh, oh, oh) And I'm invited, so I'll go there tonight So I get up fast, I hate to keep 'em waiting Party's not fun yet 'cause I'm too busy praying God, I'm so happy to be rushing off, off, uh So I walk in hot, oh great, nobody noticed Till I hit that strike, then everybody noticed me (uh-huh) Everybody loves a winner Who's gonna tell them I'm a lucky beginner? Sometimes I get on my knees Pray to God, the birds and the bees I do it in a crisis, it's a crisis nightly now And from the front door comes a breeze And out the window through the trees I see it and it's frightening It's a candle in my room, forgot to blow it out But I got my jeans on and my crown on And the whole place totally cares if I go or not So wrong to think everyone loves me? And they need to be around me all the time (Oh, oh, oh) But I'll be honest Yeah, the nightgown kinda sounds nice (Oh, oh, oh) I take the trophy and I Irish goodbye (Oh, oh, oh) Ooh, ooh, ooh (say it ain't so, I love to go home) Ooh, ooh, ooh (say it ain't so, I love to go) 'Cause I got my creams on and my gown on And I don't think anyone cares if I'm home or not So wrong to think everyone loves me? It doesn't need to be about me all the time (Oh, oh, oh) But I'll be honest Yeah, the bowling alley kinda felt nice (Oh, oh, oh) I turn the light on and I stare at the prize