Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass Oh-oh, you're here again Crying in your bed at 6 p.m The city sounds like gin and tonic and old friends from college And something sad and honest opinions And olives and he's probably with a girl (hate to break it to ya) And she's probably playing with her pearls and nodding violently at everything he says He loves that, oh God, you're crying again Just shut the window and remember what I said Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass Much better to laugh from just where you're sat I don't know, it's hard, I know he's funny But baby, don't go back to his ass La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Oh-oh, remember when he made you feel like he wouldn't fidget if you were dead in the ditches And all his exes were bitches, his boss was just out to get him Oh man, we just should've let him, don't you think? Oh, please If you're gonna be in bed all night, it really should be fun But every sappy movie makes you feel like he's the one (he's the one) But he's not (but he's not) 'Cause if he was (if he was) He wouldn't say: I love you, then run, so Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap It never lasts, so don't go back to his ass Much better to laugh from just where you're sat I don't know, it's hard, I know he's pretty But baby, don't go back to his ass La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da Girl, you're so much better than that La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Leave my friend alone Go fetch it, it's a bone You were never worth the time or mind (ah) So please forgive the tone, but I hate the second we're alone You looked down to check your phone Or the crinkle in your eye when I don't fake laugh at all your jokes (ah) I'm not buying what you're selling, I'm sure you'd love it if I did And I bet you wonder if I'm jealous, if you were flipping me in bed (ah) Just know, when you realize you lost her That it's certainly for good 'Cause I got her locked up in a cell, I'm screaming in her face my famous words Don't go back to his ass, that shit is a trap All breaks, no gas, just don't go back to his ass Much better to laugh from just where you're sat I know, it's hard La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da Na-na-na-na, na-na-na Oh, la-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da