I went to New York 'cause a man in a suit told me: You're gonna be a star I said: Yeah, I know: But it came out like: What, who, me? I took a walk on the beach, 'cause the guy doesn't like me back Even though I'm gonna be a star, guess I don't have it, guess I don't have it after all But it's okay, 'cause my life is so exciting Every night is like a party, 'cause I bit the bullet I'm finally watching Friends What took me so long? I say to no one, 'cause I'm alone all the time But now I'm never lonely, not since I met Joey But when I turn the lights off, Joey doesn't hold me And in my darkest moment, I wonder if I met him out at a bar If he'd seen me, a perfect star, wanna take me home for that reason only 'Cause why else would you want me? I think I've got a fucked up face And that thought used to haunt me 'Til it fell in its sweet embrace Now I don't sweat the acne It's a bitch, but it goes away And who cares if I'm pretty? I feel like I'm Phoebe I feel like it totally works When the blue in my skirt doesn't work with the blue in my top And if I tried to be her, it'd fall so flat, you'd feel badly And most of these days, I feel the dull ache But then I say: Stop: And then I feel great 'Cause it could be worse, I know, I know Know it in the worst way We rehearsed this, mm Everything's okay 'Cause my life is so enticing In the corner, eating icing It's a birthday party, these people aren't my friends I'm thinking So long: Amidst their deep talk 'Bout someone they didn't invite But I'd rather be lonely, counted out and homely I know that he'll need me once he gets to know me Wonder when I'll meet him Wonder if he's sitting there at a bar and if he likes 'em avant garde Just what they told me 'Cause why else would you want me? (Want me, mm) I think I got a fucked up face (oh) And that thought used to haunt me (haunt me) 'Til I fell in its sweet embrace (uh-huh) Now I don't sweat the acne (no, woah) It's a bitch, but it goes away (oh) Who cares if I'm pretty? I feel like I'm Phoebe I feel like a whore No, I'm good, thanks for asking That'd be awesome, but no worries if not Best believe I can hack it Check it out, I made it this far Had to dig deep inside me 'TiI I found what I was looking for It was right there inside me (ah) It was beautiful, beautiful, beautiful (beautiful) Why else would you want me? (Want me, want me) I think I got a fucked up face (gorgeous, amazing) And that thought used to haunt me (beautiful, beautiful, beautiful) 'Til I fell in it's sweet embrace (uh-huh) Now I don't sweat the acne (no) It's a bitch, but it goes away (yeah) Who cares if I'm pretty? I feel like I'm Phoebe I feel like a whore Who cares if I'm pretty? I feel like I'm Phoebe I feel like a whore Oh-oh Uh, uh-uh