A C#m/G# Gdim7 F#7 Bm Bbaug D E [Verse 1] A C#m/G# Gdim7 It's a god-awful small affair F#7 To the girl with the mousy hair Bm Bbaug D But her mummy is yelling "No" E And her daddy has told her to go A C#m/G# Gdim7 But her friend is nowhere to be seen F#7 Now she walks through her sunken dream. Bm Bbaug D To the seat with the clearest view E And she's hooked to the silver screen [Pre-Chorus] Eaug E Am But the film is a saddening bore Bb cause she's seen it ten times or more F A Dm She could spit in the eyes of fools D# As they ask her to focus on [Chorus] D G Sailors fighting in the dance hall Bm7 Bbaug A Oh man! look at those cavemen go Am Em7 It's the freakiest show Gm7 D Take a look at the lawman G Beating up the wrong guy Bm Bbaug A Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know Am Em7 He's on the best selling show Gm7 Bm7 Bbaug D E Is there life on Mars? [Verse 2] A C#m/G# Gdim7 It's on America's tortured brow F#7 That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Bm Bbaug D Now the workers have struck for fame E 'Cause Lennon's on sale again A C#m/G# Gdim7 See the mice with their million hordes F#7 From Ibiza to the norfolk broads Bm Bbaug D Rule Britannia is out of bounds E To my mother, my dog, and clowns [Pre-Chorus] Eaug E Am But the film is a saddening bore Bb cause she writ it ten times or more F A Dm It's about to be writ again D# As I ask you to focus on [Chorus] D G Sailors fighting in the dance hall Bm7 Bbaug A Oh man! look at those cavemen go Am Em7 It's the freakiest show Gm7 D Take a look at the lawman G Beating up the wrong guy Bm Bbaug A Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know Am Em7 He's in the best selling show Gm7 Bm7 Bbaug D E Is there life on Mars? F# D Is there life on Mars?