Intro:
A G A,
Verse (includes Chorus):
E D A,
("Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb")
A G E7,
("No joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium")
A G D A, A G A
("With a negative IQ you'll be lonesome sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb")