I never loved a critic, I never loved acidic (You were my exception, more like an infection) Never said that I was perfect, but you made me feel worthless (If you can't learn a lesson, better learn to love rejection) Everyone's got some regrets And looking back, you were mine, I guess (Mine, I guess) All your lies and your dirty tricks I feel kinda sick when I think about it You were such a dick (D-I-C-K) Always treated me like shit (S-H-I-T) Oh, when we were together You hated me but now you're missing me forever and ever and ever You were such a dick, D-I-C-K (Can't fuck with me) S-H-I-T, don't be shitty I don't do mean, I'm Queen Lavigne and my declaration is You were such a dick I don't know how you did it, you made me go ballistic (Put away your weapons, I'm just asking you a question) 'Cause I'm gettin' tired of guessing if you're even listenin' Am I getting through yet, or is your head too thick? Everyone's got some regrets And looking back, you were mine, I guess (Mine, I guess) Your bad moods and your dirty tricks I feel kinda sick when I think about it You were such a dick (D-I-C-K) Always treated me like shit (S-H-I-T) Oh, when we were together You hated me but now you're missing me forever and ever and ever You were such a dick, D-I-C-K (Can't fuck with me) S-H-I-T, don't be shitty I don't do mean, I'm Queen Lavigne and my declaration is You were such a dick I don't care if you swallow, I don't care if you spit Just get down on your knees and suck my dick I don't care if you swallow, I don't care if you spit Oh, now it's your turn, come on and suck my dick, haha You were such a dick (D-I-C-K) Always treated me like shit (S-H-I-T) Oh, when we were together You hated me but now you're missing me forever and ever and ever You were such a dick, D-I-C-K (Can't fuck with me) S-H-I-T, don't be shitty I don't do mean, I'm Queen Lavigne and my declaration is You were such a dick