Ayo today I woke up and looked at my calendar To see wassup? For the month of december Oh shit, it's the 5th, time for my favorite spot It's time to get me a motherfuckin' flu shot Yeah, yo I'mma get a flu shot Hey, you coughin', but guess what? I'm not Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot Pulled up to the lot in my big escalade Pulled out my coupons cuz I get shots prepaid Sit on the line for about an hour Then felt a little hungry and I picked up some chowder Oh hell no! The chowder was manhattan, not new england So I pulled out my musket til the bullets started sprinklin' Yeah I'mma get a flu shot Hey, you sneezin' but guess what? I'm not Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot After I start shootin', everyone ran away So I was the only one gettin' a flu shot that day I stepped up to the counter and I said "Hi, how are you? I came to get shot up, you know the one for the flu?" Yeah Yo I'mma get a flu shot Hey you all bloated and nasty and I'm not Why? Cuz I got me a flu shot That's right, I got me a motherfuckin' flu shot She sat me down before she shot me up I threw my hair back because I love that stuff Said "we done now, you can put yo pants back on" And I said "thank you miss I-" I don't really know why I had to take my my pants off Actually, actually looking back, I was completely naked