Here we go, I'm back online And oh fuck, what do I find? Here he comes, he's logging in Why'd I add him as a friend? He sends: Hello, I send: Whatever 'Cause to him, I know I'm better You gotta admit, he's kinda cute But all he wants is a photoshoot Hey baby girl, I like your pics And guess what? So does my dick Oh please, boy, don't make me gag I've seen those pics, your piece is sad You fuck my friends in your father's Benz You're 5 inches with an upward bend Chad, stop, don't be rude I'm not gonna send you any nudes Oh my God, how did he get my number? Did you give it to him? What? Why would I do that? Okay, yeah, I did Oh my God, he won't stop texting, ugh I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (oh my God) I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (you're fucking ridiculous) I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (what the fuck is your problem?) I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad You're not getting nudes, Chad I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (fuck you, Chad) I'd block his number but I don't know how What can I do? He's calling now It's so annoying and fucking sick I don't wanna see your turkey dick Is this illegal? It has to be He's totally fucking harassing me I think I know what we should do I know I'm game but I don't know about you Are you saying what I think you are? You don't think that's a bit too far? You grab the mask and I'll grab the knife And Chad, baby, this ends tonight Okay, bitch, let's do it Douse this boy in lighter fluid But wait, before we start the chase I wanna check my Myspace Okay, you got his address? I thought you had it and who said you were driving? You don't even know how to drive Besides, you're in charge of the music Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music Says who? We're gonna fucking kill Chad Yea you're getting killed, Chad We're gonna fucking kill Chad (you're gonna die) We're gonna fucking kill Chad Yea you're getting killed, Chad We're gonna fucking kill Chad (he's totally gonna get murdered) We're gonna fucking kill Chad Yea you're getting killed, Chad We're gonna fucking kill Chad (ha ha, fucking loser) We're gonna fucking kill Chad Yea you're getting killed, Chad We're gonna fucking kill Chad (you're gonna fucking die) Ugh, ugh (you're gonna fucking die) Ugh, ugh, ugh (you're gonna fucking die) Yeah, we fucking killed Chad We fucking killed Chad Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (we got you, bitch) Yeah, we fucking killed Chad We fucking killed Chad Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (it was totally worth it) Yeah, we fucking killed Chad We fucking killed Chad Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (that's what you fucking get) Yeah, we fucking killed Chad We fucking killed Chad Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (you fucking loser)