When I was just a girl, I read a magazine It said, you can have the world if you look pretty But you'll never be enough, so avoid humiliation And stop looking for love when all you need is validation So I grew up kind of hating myself And letting all you motherfuckers monetize my mental health By making me believe that my personal success Was dependent on my weight and the way that I dress Oh, oh I hate it when you ask me: What's your problem? Oh, oh As if you don't already know I'm a fuckin' narcissist Yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this But I'm a fuckin' nar-, nar- I see the same magazine criticize my generation And I find it kinda weird you'd critique your own creation But you still go online and call me self-obsessed Wait! Did you forget who made the internet? Oh, oh I hate it when you ask me: What's your problem? Oh, oh As if you don't already know I'm a fuckin' narcissist Yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this But I'm a fuckin' nar-, nar- I'm a fuckin' narcissist Yeah, that's what my problem is I'm empathy's arsonist Yeah, I'm a fuckin' nar-, nar- You call me apathetic You call my worth in vanity Until I'm depressed, then you get upset When all I ever do is talk about me You sell your dumb cosmetics You're setting goals I'll never reach Until I'm depressed, then you get upset When all I ever do is talk about- I'm a fuckin' narcissist Yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this But I'm a fuckin' nar-, nar- I'm a fuckin' narcissist Yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this But I'm a fuckin' nar-, nar- I'm a fuckin' narcissist Yeah, that's what my problem is I'm empathy's arsonist Yeah, I'm a fuckin' nar-, nar-