Ca-ca-ca-ba, everybody go: Ahh! I'm on a swinging hammer smashing up bananas I don't care if I don't ever get a handle on my swinging hammer I'm gonna swing my hammer in monkey onesie pajamas Blow up like Buddha, play my tuba to Bananarama Get on my swinging hammer Tennessee to Alabama You will never understand 'til you walk a mile in my socks and sandals La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la I'm on a swinging hammer, ah Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now I got my swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now I spit my gibberish like a pufferfish, and I never st-st-stutter Could never be another, I am your bread and butter You spread me in, I'm spread too thin, I need a min, I need a hammer Look here a fancy camera, I'm finna smasharama Get off my new pajamas, I just bought these new pajamas Looking like my old pajamas, these are my new, new pajamas La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la I'm on a swinging hammer, ah Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now Go get your swinging hammer Go get your fucking hammer Go get your swinging hammer now I got my swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I'm gonna play like cutting steaks 'til I pass away Don't take away my sticks, don't be a dick Just let me swing around my swinging hammer I'm never gonna swing like Chandler Bing in the one Where Phoebe sings about smelly cats that need Listerine and I have no friends, I smell no better I'm stressing out, we're making out and my dick is out And I'm finding out this song is about internal doubt I couldn't say it better My brain is beat and battered, served on a silver platter My mental health is shattered, I'm on a swinging hammer Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now I got my swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now Go get your swinging hammer out Go get your swinging hammer now