Im keeping my affair in a book So this is how a villain feels They're running seasons in my chest And I'm only to keep them Chorus: Coz maybe its not true Love on the TV Just like we imagine it And it's so hard to do When theres always some distraction A shiny red balloon It spoils everything Im keepin my affair in a book Such practical and harmless vice But I'm feeling it could end up painfully And the TV should apologize (Repeat Chorus) I'm keeping my affair in a book My long and lonely compromise How can you live like that my dear? Well we do it True Love on the TV Just like we imagine it And it's so hard to do When theres always some distraction A shiny red balloon It spoils everything (Repeat Chorus) It spoils everything