Remember when I used to not totally suck? My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up But then I lost my damn mind, Now I am in a bird cage. I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane I combined art and pop and made a flop Don't let your children watch this, It will scare the poor things shitless I need attention constantly Same with me! And me! And me, swag! I've covered myself in blood, I've worn a meat dress! I've even convinced the world I had a penis My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks Instead of focusing on making good music All the stuff I do is for the fame Like making a whole cd exploiting the gays I think I’m God’s gift to the human race! Now watch me smear random shit all over my face I try way too hard to be seen as artistic But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist One second I’m a woman… suddenly I am a swan You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on A lot I am the definition of egotistic! Backup dancer She’s right I just looked it up and it shows her pic I’m so conceited and smug, I eat my own shit Then I wash it down with a glass of gaga piss Everyone clap for me Yes that is it! Now you’re all under my spell, I am a fame witch! Gaga you’re amazing, a true genius And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless Yes, it’s working! I’m transforming, into a true fame monster! Soon I will rule all the earth Hey look, isn’t that madonna? Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause! She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly I was the first attention whore! Now it’s time to end this war! Look at my magical jugs They’ll see you free Stop giving gaga your love Save it for me Don’t listen to madonna Keep on clapping! Actually we’ve had enough You’re getting boring The whole world’s sick of you Check this headline Your last tweet was retweeted Only 4 times Sorry gaga, you’re through No this can’t be! Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me Oh no, what’s happening?