{Main Riff} F Bb F Bbm Bb F Bb F Bbm Bb E|--------|--------|--------|--------| |--------|--------|--------|----------| B|--------|--------|--------|--------| |--------|--------|--------|---2------| G|--------|--------|-2-5-3-2|--------| |--------|--------|-2-5-3-2|-----2----| D|--------|----3/5-|--------| 3-------||--------|----3/5-|--------|-3--------| A|--------| 3/5-----|--------|-4-46434||--------|3/5-----|--------|----------| E|-1--3/5-|--------|--------|--------| |--1--3/5|--------|--------|----------| [Verse 1] F Bb Dm I had an abortion which blossomed last night Gm And meantime you were getting drunk F Bb Dm This city is a bummer and I don’t feel that well C Bb Are you down to come dying in my bed Bbm Come on die [Instrumental](Main Riff) F Bb F Bbm Bb x2 [Verse 2] F Bb Dm I think I’m a loner, should I say it’s a bug Gm Of my endocrine cells producing that drug F Bb Dm That makes me so nervous almost everytime C Bb Then I’m secretly covered with slime Bbm In my pants [Chorus Riff] F Dm E|---13---12---10-|----------------| | B|/13--/13--/13---| /13-13-15-13----|| G|----------------|-------------14-| | D|----------------|----------------| | x4 A|----------------|----------------| | E|----------------|----------------| | [Chorus] Bbmaj7 I first met you on a bus Bbm And I have always loved you from day one [Chorus Riff] F Dm F Dm x2 Bbmaj7 I first met you on a bus Bbm And I’ll always love you like day one [Chorus Riff] F Dm F Dm x2 [Instrumental](Main Riff) F Bb F Bbm Bb x2 [Verse 3] F Bb Dm Things are getting worse, why don’t we move to Japan? Gm Only me and you in a tiny van F Bb Dm Is there any chance that we can get old together? Gm F Let me be your best friend forever F Bb Dm Five years is a lifetime but girl please hold on Gm It’s a promise, and I’ll keep it, come on F Bb Dm I keep on trying but every effort’s in vain C Bb And you leave me all alone in the rain Bbm With my change [Chorus] Bbmaj7 I first met you on a bus Bbm And I have always loved you from day one [Chorus Riff] F Dm x2 Bbmaj7 I first met you on a bus Bbm And I’ll always love you like day one [Chorus Riff] F Dm F Dm x2 [Instrumental](Main Riff) F Bb F Bbm Bb x2 [Solo] E|----------13--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--13--15------15--13-15-13------13--------------13----15--13----13------------10-15-13-10---| G|----------------------------14------14--12--14-----14--------14----14--10--12---------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------12-13-13----------13------13-15-13-15--13-----13----15-13----13----| B|---------------------------------15-13-15-----15------------------15-----15-------15-----15-| G|-12-10-12-10-12-10-9h10h9-------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-13--15-13---------15--13-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------14-12---------10---------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Outro] F Bb F Bbm I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help F Bb Dm I’m floating down here and I’m asking for help Gm Fm Oh my dear, I've become a kelp