The die is cast Ehe elder tries to entice The sister of the Rider of Skimmelperdpan His brain jars loose A man stays a man He grabs him by the throat To refresh his memory It's really not a secret any more I really don't play this game any more Few things piss me off like this I'll beat you black and blue 'Cause I drink like a fish The elder gets the fright of his life It was so intense he shat in his pants He says "Brother why all the noise? I'm just doing my job She's making eyes at me" Your attitude is politically incorrect If the government catch you They'll shoot you 'Cause we're all on the same side The parish, the police, and the local newspaper Take that you scoundrel Her name is Dolores With a body like a brontosaurus Quietly she develops a Prozac problem That estranges her from her knobbly brain She's a silent sufferer And she'll always refuse Now she whines all day in front of the TV On the couch of the rider of Skimmelperdpan 'Cause an overdose soaps equals fun Take that you scoundrel The guy keeps farting around The rider looses his temper "Beware, you fucker I'll wipe the floor with you I saw the way you were peeping at Dolores Your eyes were glued to her body You were sucking so hard on your smoke That your head was in danger of exploding I'm tired of your stories and your bitching I'll blow you to bits with my grandad's front-loader Because I'm more pissed off than Mrs. Rottemaaier My species is the most dangerous on the planet The rest of the world's trying to forget about us It's carved in my psyche like marble panels Born extremely angry and I'll die that way" And he beats him to pulp And chucks him into a ditch And sells the story to Huisgenoot