[Mr. Reyes] Places for scene two! People, remember: Once puck gives you the pansy serum You have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie Excellent work, ms. Valentine [Jeremy] Excellent? But chloe's terrible, she never remembers her- Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker! [Mr reyes] Don't be silly! It's more than safe! I should know, I tried it myself [Squip] Up, up, down, down, left, right, a [Jeremy] I have to get out there! [Mr reyes] I can't let you do that, jeremy [Jeremy] Mr. Reyes? [Mr reyes] You needy, pathetic, self-centered students! You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In new jersey? My squip says I can go all the way to broadway! I just have to keep you from ruining my big night! [Jeremy] You're going to squip the whole cast! [Squip] That's just for starters! [Jeremy] That's not what I wanted! [Squip] It's the only way to achieve what you want! [Jeremy] I'll fight back! Alcohol messes you up, right? I'll get drunk! [Squip] And I'll be back when you're sober! Unless you plan on staying wasted forever? [Jeremy] You're a computer, there has to be a way to turn you off [Squip] I'd stop there. You don't want to end up like rich [Jeremy] Rich? What did he-? [Rich, echoed] I need mountain dew red! [Jeremy] That's it! Green mountain dew activates you, red shuts you off! [Squip] Why do you think we had it discontinued? To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's! [Jeremy] Or a friend who's so old-school He buys 90's soft drinks in the back room at spencer's gifts! [Squip] Too bad you don't have one of those Anymore [Jeremy] Michael! Call michael! [Squip] I'm going to improve your life, jeremy If I have to take over the entire student body to do it! [Michael] Michael makes an entrance! (haha) [Jeremy] Michael! [Michael] I was just in the audience, thinking: This is pretty good for a school play! Then I was like: This is way too good for a school play! They've all been squipped, right? [Jeremy] W-w-wait, you came to see me in the play? [Michael] Even brought my own refreshments! [Ensemble] Ah ah ah ah ah ah! [Jeremy] Is that?! [Michael] Mountain dew red! Told you I did my research! Oh, hey, jake? This is gonna sound weird, but if I hold down jeremy Can you make him drink this mountain dew red? [Jake] Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all [Squip] Up, up, down, down, left, right, a [Jake] Ow! [Squip] Ha ha ha [Jake] I was already pretty boss before Now I'm totally boss and then some more! I'm livin' the upgrade! [Chloe and brooke] There you are, jeremy La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la la la [Brooke] I just want you to know I'm not mad That you broke my heart and then slept with my best friend [Chloe] And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and didn't sleep with me [Brooke] He didn't sleep with you? [Chloe] No [Brooke] He didn't sleep with me! [Chloe] No! [Both] Ohmygod, why was I so jealous of you? You were jealous of me? That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Sisters forever! Jinx! [Michael] Ugh [Jeremy] Michael, the bottle! There's still a few drops left! [Michael] How am I supposed to get past them? [Jeremy] Apocalypse of the damned! Level nine! [Both] The cafetorium! [Michael] Got it! [Both] Find the bad guy, push 'em aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side! It's a two player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother gonna have your back! Then you stay on track and- ah!- remain on course And if they give you a smack you- gah!- you use your force And if you leave your brother behind that's lame 'Cause it's an effed up world but it's a two player game! Hey! [Jenna roland] I know what you're doing, michael I know what everyone's doing! All the time! [The cast of the play] I just feel soooo connected to you guys right now! [Squip] Ah! You don't want to drink that, jeremy! [Jeremy] Why not? [Squip] Because then you'll never be with her! [Christine] You are the person I want to be with every day And this is something that I've been afraid to say [Jeremy] That is not christine [Squip] I assure you, it is! Only her fears and her insecurities have been removed! [Christine + ensemble] You're the guy I am so kinda into (into) The guy I am totally into (into) This feeling is new Jeremy I love you [Squip] That's your cue! [Jeremy] She'll do whatever I want! [Squip] That's what I promised! [Jeremy] Great. Drink this [Squip] Wait- [Christine] Ah! [All] Ah! [Squip] Jeremy! J-je-jeremy? Jere-re Ah Woah Ah Woah Ah Woah Woah! Jeremy! Jere- Ah!