Well, darling, you said you need a little tuneup Let me handle that for you Pulled up in your dirty old F-150 Big old tires, sipping that whiskey Pop that hood you said you're running low I said: Slide on over. I'll check your flow Now I ain't here to get your lug nuts tight Lean back, relax, I'm about to drive Put my lipstick on your dipstick, sugar Twist it, lick it, kiss it good We're lubing up that engine slow 'Cause you've been hauling quite the load We'll grind that shaft unitl it smokes And don't you worry, I won't choke You're running low and that's just wrong So baby it's time I topped you off You're overdue for a full service cowboy We might be here all day Pull it out slow, check that fluid Slide it back in, let's get to it Shift that stick, twist these hips Flood my engine and make me drip I'm gripping on your dipstick, suggar Shine my headlights on your hood We're lubing up that engine slow 'Cause you've been hauling quite the load We're going fast That rubber's burnng Listen to that engine purring Anytime you need some love Just come back here, I'll tune you up Put my lipstick on your dipstick, sugar Twist it, lick it, kiss it good We're lubing up that engine slow And boy it's time to dump that load I'm shifiting on your dipstick, sugar Bouncing headlights on your hood You're running low and that's just wrong So baby it's time I topped you off You be safe driving these backroads now