B G# B G#
B G# A F#
[Verse 1]
B G#
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
B G#
Hijacking your equilibrium
B G#
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
A F#
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
B G#
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
B G#
Breathing freon by the candlelight
B G#
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
A F#
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
E G# C#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
G
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
F# F E
I'll let you be my chaperone
D
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
A A#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
B G# B G# B G# A F#
[Verse 3]
B G#
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
B G#
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
B G#
Running buck wild like a concubine
A F#
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
B G#
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
B G#
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
B G#
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
A F#
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
E G# C#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
G
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
F# F E
I'll let you be my chaperone
D
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
A A#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
B G# B G# B G# A F#
[Chorus]
E G# C#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
G
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
F# F E
I'll let you be my chaperone
D
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
A A#
but I'm not afraid to cry
