[Betelgeuse] There's gonna be a Good old-fashioned wedding With some dancing and un-deading With a cover-band is cranking And the age gap will be upsetting When I finally say I do I'll be alive and born anew And I'll be boring just like you Oh boy, I'm on my way! Being dead sucks Rent me a tux I wanna look like a million bucks BJ'S getting married [Lydia] Hey Beetlejuice, I'm going to the Netherworld! [Betelgeuse] What? [Lydia] Classic bait and switch! Oldest trick in the book! [Charles] Lydia! No! [Betelgeuse] No, no, no! Why does everyone keep leaving me!? Okay, new plan You're all gonna die Today!