Here comes Jane I wish I had a penny for every time she screwed it up The guiltiest of the innocents Anybody would be astonished I can’t, she says She talks slow Then once again Too polite to put blamed, oh She's got that shy look That every nice chick has Wears salmon cardigans A golden dove necklace She's not a suspect, no oh Jane I have to say I admit you're good You have a good plan It's fun to watch Go tell him now No reason to be ashamed So many others have fallen for the same Pretty late now You’re already on her wall Can’t count how many have offered Jane Anything they could afford I know she can't play such boring games She had to come up with her own She holds your hand Then walks slow And once again Too polite to be blamed, oh She's got that shy look That every nice chick has Wears salmon cardigans A golden dove necklace She's not a suspect, no oh Jane I have to say I admit you're good You have a good plan It's fun to watch Go tell him now No reason to be ashamed So many others have fallen for the same Pretty late now You’re already on her wall Under Rob and Blane Right after James Another one she didn’t even bother learning names Any, Kim and Stelle I've been there myself Listen to John So far my favorite one He said She's got that shy look That every nice chick has Wears salmon cardigans A golden dove necklace Too late now You’re already on her wall