I got the latest greatest shit off the ground Got the most expensive dirt you'll find lyin' around Got some trash that I stole, it's worth more than your soul Got a very fine home deep in a very fine hole You can guess what I paid for this sparkling chain Off the corpse of a man who sang his very last day There's more gold in my eyes from what I can surmise When I close 'em real tight and give way to my lies I'm a vampire livin' in the light Steal your heart, steal your soul, steal your mind I'm a vampire livin' in the light Steal your heart, steal your soul, steal your mind Oh, it's so easy to be just anybody One day I'm you and the next day you're me Yeah, it's the simplest thing, like this song that I sing We all steal who we are, but we're still what we think