D# C#
Choose from any number of magazines
D#
Who do you want to be?
C#
Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?
[Chorus 1]
B G#
If you're afraid they might discover
C# F#
Your redneck past
B G#
There are a hundred ways to cover
C# F#
Your redneck past
F# G# A#/F
They'll never send you home
[Verse 2]
D# C#
Roots: the funny limbs that grow underground
D#
That keep you from fallin' down
C#
Don't you think that you need 'em now?
[Chorus 2]
B G#
Just find a place where no one knows of
C# F#
Your redneck past
B G# C# F#
Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
F# G# A#/F
You'll show them all back home
[Bridge]
D#maj7
Desole
C#maj9
Je suis American
D#maj7
Please cook my steak again
C#maj9
Je suis American
F#/B
Desole
D#maj7
Je ne parle pas francais
B G#
([Yelled] Yo! Yeah? Yo! Break em off! Break em off!)
[Verse 3]
D# C#
Laws- vary from state to state
D#
Getcha some books on tape
C#
To learn about holes in space
[Chorus 3]
B G#
If you're afraid they might uncover
C# F#
Your redneck ass
B G# C# F#
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
B G# C# F#
Ohohoh, oh oh ohohoh ohoh ohhh
F# G# A#/F
It's good to be back home
