All grey tracksuit, and the T-shirt from trapstar Claims to be from brixton, but he's really from belgravia See him sliding down the road, you'd think that he's a hardman 3 A's from private school and staff to keep the garden His dad's a senior something something' down at santander So I bet he doesn't talk like that when on the slopes at val d'iseres Smoking joints and hanging out the window of a 308 his parents got him They were just relieved to see him graduate And I don't think I asked to hear him freestyle, but here we are I'm feeling awkward while he's spitting bars Laughing quietly when at a distance of 100 yards And I can't believe he's real, no Young boy with a Rolex? Or posh boy with a complex? I try but its hopeless He don't notice He don't notice And he's got me feeling Mortified Watching other people realise He's wealthy, affluent, and brought up right Talking like he's from another life About his second home He likes to talk about the time he got himself arrested They put me in the van, because I went for the detective But that's not strictly true, It was half an eighth of weed And he cried his fuckin eyes out till the bobbies set him free Please don't charge me officer, I've got a good degree The only hardman that I know with a first in history from leeds He talks about the punches that he's thrown like he's proud But we got chased the other day, and he was nowhere to be found Young boy with a Rolex? Or posh boy with a complex? I try but it's hopeless He don't notice He don't notice And he's got me feeling Mortified Watching other people realise He's wealthy, affluent, and brought up right Talking like he's from another life About his second home About a second home About a second home About a second home About a second home And it's so very British to conceal the things you have He's middle class, but fetishises being something else He's doing all he can to convince you that his hot Until his job in real estate requires that he's not And I'm so Mortified Watching other people realise He's wealth, affluent, and brought up right Talking like he's from another life About his second home About a second home About a second home About a second home About a second home