Well, hey there, suits, how do you dig my groove? We've got jokes to burn your bums and freeze your cool We're gonna get on up and party down You're not going to see us frown We're gonna dig a beat like a sassafras mama with a real petite You can dive past the masses with the cabbies and do the bug-a-loo If I sound like another, then it's half past ten When I look into your eyes of blue I wanna wee, I wanna wee, I wanna wee, wee, weekend alone with you She turns me on so much when she sings I wanna give her one, I wanna give her one, I wanna give her wonderful things Why do you keep doin' that? Doin' what? Well, one minute, you're perfectly all right And the next minute, you sound like a dic Like a dic, like a dic, like a dictaphone gone wrong Now come on, do it properly I like ladies' stockings, nylon, silk, or cotton 'Cause no matter how long they are The top is always near the bottom Don't wear specs in winter – it could be your ruin 'Cause the boys could start to breathe on them And you can't see what they're doin' Funny old world Funny old world Everyone says it's a funny old world Funny old world Funny old world It's a funny old world It's a funny old world