I wish my ankles were long and skinny I wish my nose was a little more pretty I wish my ass was a little bit higher I wish my pickup game was on fire I wish my ex didn't wanna catch up I wish my crush would be first to 'fess up I wish I was a cheerleader At least my strawberries are sweeter At least my strawberries are sweeter I wish for honey without the bee sting I wish I always did the right thing I wish I had him for an hour I wish I had superpowers I wish I'd go high when you go low But I guess I've got a long way to go I wish you weren't such a cheater At least my strawberries are sweeter At least my strawberries are sweeter I wish I knew how to keep a straight face I wish I knew this was just a deep fake I wish I never laid eyes on ya You're Nancy and I'm mad like Tonya I wish how to keep it straight laced I wish I had a tiny little bit of grace I wish I could make you gone like Jeannie So I could wear your polka dot bikiny, yellow is really not my color I wish for champagne from a fountain I wish you'd get lost on a mountain I wish his heart weren't such a bleeder At least my strawberries are sweeter I wish I'd go high when you go low But I guess I've got a long way to go I wish you weren't such a cheater At least my strawberries are sweeter I wish I'd go high when you go low But I guess I've got a long way to go I'm not your cheerleader At least my strawberries are sweeter At least my strawberries are sweeter