There's a boy named Billy He's from up there in Virginia He makes that lightnin' holler in them hills He's got a recipe handed down from his pappy In a shiny 50-gallon copper still There's a boy name Jose Makes the best guacamole And the hottest hot tamales in the land He knows how to grow habeneros And he plays in the mariachi band [Chorus:] I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine 'Cause I like to have a party all the time I'll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine 'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind When Jose met Billy he was tequila crazy In a honky tok getting cowboy drunk on a moonlight starry night Jose said, "Billy we ought to have us a party ANd invite all them senoritas and just watch that full moon shine" [Chorus] Now Jose and Billy became the best of buddies And rasied a lot of hell around the world But they'll never drink and drive cause they wanna stay alive And have time to kiss all the lovely girls [Chorus] Oh I hear that stuff can really blow your mind