Once upon a time On a dark and stormy night In a haunted house up on a hill Outside of fuckin town A bored skull mastermined An elaborate plan to kill a guy And no one could figure out exactly Where, with what, or fuckin how Murder skull wrote murder Skull wrote murder motherfucker Murder skull wrote murder On the wall In big red bloody fuckin letters Three feet fuckin tall Murder skull wrote murder Then skull wrote big fuckin skull With nothing but a rope, a wrench A revolver, knife, a candlestick And a two foot fuckin two inch Length of pipe made out of fuckin lead The skull left every stupid piece of shit Who fuckin questioned it Defunct deceased extinct erased Defaced and fuckin dead Murder skull wrote murder Skull wrote murder motherfucker Murder skull wrote murder On the wall In big red bloody fuckin letters Three feet fuckin tall Murder skull wrote murder Then skull wrote big fuckin skull And when the skull got fuckin bored It wrote ceiling to floor Every single word it fuckin knew That it could fuckin spell Which meant annul, obliterate Do away with, extirpate Slaughter, slay, assassinate Dispatch, or fuckin kill Murder skull wrote murder Skull wrote murder motherfucker Murder skull wrote murder On the wall In big red bloody fuckin letters Three feet fuckin tall Murder skull wrote murder Then skull wrote big fuckin skull Murder skull wrote murder Skull wrote murder motherfucker Murder skull wrote murder On the wall In big red bloody fuckin letters Three feet fuckin tall Murder skull wrote murder Then skull wrote big fuckin skull