Walkin' through the doors, hear her screech like a banshee Tweak freak draggin' a car, yellin' who stole my damn sheet? Couple in aisle nine, havin' a lover's brawl She threw a box of condoms at his big-ass cart Old man scratchin' his balls by the deli meat Lady sniffin' candles like she tryin' to catch a cheat Dude in pajama pants, pissin' in the plants And the kid yells mama he's doin' the pee-pee dance At the Walmart Wasteland, crackers is on patrol Zombies marchin' everywhere with no goddamn goal After midnight, this bitch turns into Silent Hill You ain't lived life till you seen a tweaker sit still As the Walmart Wasteland, free score from the dark I swear to bathroom demons, bark, bark Every night's a circus, grab your popcorn, man Welcome to Walmart Wasteland Saw a granny lingerie screamin' where's the beer? Saw a do-it-half-a-molly whisper, aliens are here Fat dude ridin' scooters like it's Fast and Furious Ran over a toddler and said, who left this little curiosity? A woman stole deodorant, shoved it somewhere deep When she walked by, it squeaked, holy motherfuckin' sheep Homeless man battlin' pigeons in the parking lot He shouted this is my kingdom, like he was Camelot At the Walmart Wasteland, crackers is on patrol Zombies marchin' everywhere with no goddamn goal After midnight, this bitch turns into Silent Hill You ain't lived life till you seen a tweaker sit still Ran into a lady with a mustache, stickin' in mine She said: Hand me that pickle jaw, or I'll bust your spine Dude in the electronic said: Wanna buy a TV? But he didn't work here, he was high as fuck on PCP In the bathroom stall, all I heard a moan and a thud Over that bitch, someone bathin' in tomato sauce and blood A Karen told the manager I'll shut this bitch down Manager said: Do it, bitch, I don't get paid enough to frown Why the fuck is that dude humpin' a rotisserie chicken? Why that lady smackin' the mannequin's asses Why does someone keep fartin' in every aisle? Man, this store need Jesus Tweak with no teeth, tryna sell me moonshine Said, take a sip, big fella, it'll fix your spine Saw a toddler holdin' beer, yellin' turn up, hoe! And a guy with one flip-flop screamin', that's my toe! Employees runnin' like it's Black Friday in hell And every loudspeaker call sounds like a death bell I swear I saw a demon in the craft house I blinked But it was just a woman with makeup that looked like ink Grabbed my milk, grabbed my chips, grabbed my soul on the way Sprinted out that bitch, but you know I'll be back the next day At the Walmart Wasteland, crackers is on patrol Zombies marchin' everywhere with no goddamn goal After midnight, this bitch turns into Silent Hill You ain't lived life till you seen a tweaker sit still As the Walmart Wasteland, free score from the dark I swear to bathroom demons, bark, bark Every night's a circus, grab your popcorn, man Welcome to Walmart Wasteland Shout out to Walmart Nightmare shop for snacks See y'all tomorrow, bitch!